I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
