and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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