It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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