I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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