this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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