I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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