Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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