If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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