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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The adults are the big ones right?
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