I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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