hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
There's even glitter on my cock...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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