And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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