I never want to see another naked old woman again.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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