idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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