Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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