North Korea, Best Korea!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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