i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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