Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
