arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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