Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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