oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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