If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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