are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Bring me that man meat
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
