matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
