On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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