Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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