You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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