They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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