I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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