tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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