I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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