Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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