You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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