Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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