just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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