I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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