i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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