if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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