Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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