There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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