I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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