I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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