on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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