I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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