So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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