That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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