I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
