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(972): View more from Texas

He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.

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(206): View more from Washington

I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often

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(417): View more from Missouri

I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.

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I can't feel my brain.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.

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(248): View more from Michigan

While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.

(248): View more from Michigan

"The More You Know"

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris

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