I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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