marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize
