I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
dude. I can hear the air.
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