how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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