I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Help. Why am I so naked?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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