Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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