Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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