So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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