I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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